In today's paper we find...
Oh no. Why is it the meat eaters are now the most hated members of society? Leave us alone! Who have we hurt? Apart from the animals we eat.
Firstly, should we have someone trying to reduce carbon dioxide emissions who has the name Burnham?
Secondly, you can't save the world by making everyone go veggie. Sure, it will mean less CO2 but we will live in a world where all human poos float. That's not a world I want to live in. Well, that's not a world I want to swim in.
The oceans will be filled with buoyant stool, turning the colour of the water brown. Brown is darker than the blue of the water and the radiant sunlight hitting the oceans will be absorbed more (that's science). If more light energy is absorbed it will heat up the troposphere and that's how global warming will be made worse.
Yes, there's your Convenient Truth.
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